2 Weapons to Fight A Zombie

Here's to taking a break from completing 2 law research papers in 4 weeks, with a third coming up.

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A new zombie videogame 'Dead Island' is coming out soon. In what was predominantly an emotionless genre, the zombie genre has slowly began to take the turn on emotional play: The Walking Dead cf. Left 4 Dead, 28 Weeks Later.



Sad... The poor parents, tried to save their little girl who got bitten, turned out the little girl turns into a zombie and bites the dad, while the wife gets owned by a bunch of zombies. 

In a zombie apocalypse, how can one protect oneself from a horde of zombies? I thought of 2 cool tools to kill time while you await the army to come wipe the zombies out. Notice I didn't say 'kill zombies' coz they're already dead...

Also, this would only apply to the slow moving zombies, not the fast run like hell Usain Bolt zombies.

#1 STEAM IRON

This idea was taken from a real dream I had. 

Especially in Asian countries where grille doors and fences imprison ourselves within our own homes, it serves as a very good cordon against them slow zombies. Imagine them slow zombies sticking their arms through the grille or fence, trying to grab hold of you. But of course all you needa do is take a few steps back and make funny faces at them. So, what should you do while you kill time waiting for the army to eradicate them?

Take a steam iron and burn their arms!

How would you like your human meat done? Well done, medium, or rotten?

So yeah, if you're a man you can be Iron Man...

"I wear my uber cool war suit, but I use a steam iron to burn them zombie arms for the fun of it"

...and if you're a woman you can be Iron Woman.

"I'm hotter than the steaming iron!"

#2 BAG OVER THEM HEADS

The main thing that zombies are looking for is food. And they also spread their zombie shit disease by biting. One simple solution is to simply prevent them from using them mouths...

...better still, blind them! So not only that they can't bite, they also can't even see their food!

Killings 2 birds with 1 stone.

Grab a gunny sack and some rope. When them slow zombies come at you, just cover their heads and tie the gunny sack in a dead knot. To add to the fun, you may draw smileys on them gunny sacks!